Posts Tagged: glenn.beck

Aug 09

Glenn Beck is Fucking Amazing

I’ve had the above Glenn Beck clip on continuous playback for the last 3 days and it’s really starting to make a lot of sense. I’m not a regular viewer by any means, but I’ve always been impressed with how well his reconstructive surgery went. The medical community has really made incredible leaps forward in helping those who were unfortunate enough to be born with their heads up their own ass. No death panels for them! Hahahaha.

Anyway, I can’t be the only person in this country concerned with the sheer number of hand-drawn chalk lines that link extremists directly to the President. I can’t make out what all of them say, but Jesus just look at all those freakin’ chalk lines criss-crossing the board, most leading right up to the President. IMO, that evidence is damning. Not a single one of them go trailing off the edge of the board or point to nowhere. Not a single one of them point at a conservative pundit or Republican politician. Not a single one of them! All of them – right up to the President. Look at the chalkboard! It’s all there in plain black and white for anyone to try to see and understand. Are you looking at the chalk board? Hey, are you looking? It’s there. Look. Just fucking look. Dude, look. On the chalk board. Look at the fucking chalkboard. Amazing, isn’t it.

And the names, some of them in boxes, some of them in parenthesis, some of them just kind of free form. Jeff Jones and Bill Ayers in the same fucking box! Breathtaking! Check out the two way arrow between Jones and Ayers. Those paying careful attention will recognize this clue as a reference to the famous last scene from Requiem for a Dream. And above that, “Movement for a Democratic Society” appears to be enclosed in a squiggly bracket on one end and a normal parenthesis on the other. Honestly, I’m not sure what that means but it seems ominous.

By far the most damning evidence is the word “Radical” written in the upper left corner and underlined. It’s understated but convincing. After staring at it for a couple of hours last night I really started to penetrate the web of lies protecting this administration. Although it ends with a question mark, I think it speaks for itself, sitting there patiently, waiting for someone to notice it and turn its question mark into an exclamation point. After getting this detailed tour of the maze of communists, terrorist, Marxists, and other assorted leftist linked to the President by chalk lines there really isn’t a question, is there?

Look, it doesn’t take someone who pays attention to or necessarily understands current events to realize that this country is in serious trouble. Did you hear Beck read off the private message he intercepted from Hugo Chavez to Fidel Castro towards the beginning of that clip? Not only is there a secret communist dictator mailing list, but apparently they spend all of their time giving out advice and joking about Obama! You probably can’t make this stuff up.